Brandon just sent this to me because I am sick...

French Horny My name is Haley. I play the ukulele. I'm 23. My favorite colors are gray and indigo. I spend too much money on stupidly expensive makeup and spur-of-the-moment instrument purchases. My top 6 favorite artists are: Ben Folds, Regina Spektor, Sara Bareilles, Julia Nunes, Florence Welch, and Ingrid Michaelson. My favorite question to ask people is "what WOULDN'T you want to dive into a pool of?" Feel free to answer that at any time. home message archive theme

Brandon just sent this to me because I am sick right now.

THANKS, BRANDON. My nose is running because of SEMEN! Of COURSE!

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