January 2011
Why do people get so bent out of shape about a...
Weirdos.
Text message chat
G: You looked beautiful tonight.
Me: ...I was wearing red MooCow pajama pants...
G: Yeah, but you always look beautiful.
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WHAT?
Excuse me while I go pee my pants and act all giddy for an hour.
dkamalicious asked: oh how i love youuu! :D
Anonymous asked: how much sex do you have in an average month?
Words cannot really express all of the dirty,...
Furreal.
Anonymous asked: What happened 5 days ago?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever kissed a girl?
Why is it that whenever I ask people to ask me...
Y’all just GOTTA KNOW what’s going on in my undies, huh?
If you lick, suck, or bite on my neck prepare to...
Revision: prepare to GET fucked.
I want the people who know me in real life to ask...
And hey, if you don’t know me and want to ask me some questions, you go right ahead and do that. I’m stuck at home with a very swollen sprained ankle, so I’m basically tied to my couch. :(
HOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT IT HAS ONLY BEEN 5 DAYS.
cheia:
jasminemo0re:
an outie belly button means jesus hates you :-)
One of the parts of Easy A that makes me laugh out...
Brandon: *yells* Do you smell that?
Olive: *whispers* Ew ew ew!
Brandon: *whispers* What, isn't it supposed to smell?
Olive: *whispers* I don't know, but it if does, you're not supposed to comment on it!
Brandon: *yells* It doesn't really smell all that bad!
Olive: *yells* OHHHHHHH YEAAAH!
Tears every time.
Something that really pisses me off
is when people who are just neat/tidy say that they have OCD.
JUST BECAUSE YOU KEEP YOUR ROOM CLEAN, YOU DO NOT HAVE A MENTAL DISORDER. Would you say that your leg was broken just because it fell asleep? Two completely different things.
I don’t even HAVE obsessive compulsive disorder, but saying that you have OCD when you don’t is just rude and insensitive. I hear SO MANY PEOPLE say...
WatchObsessed.
Anonymous asked: Why does that black swan gif make you sad? and what does your username mean?
Jake: Let's never be stupid again.
Finn: Wait, let's always be stupid, forever!
